For an embarrassingly-long stretch of months now, the search for the perfect way to describe just how much Taylor Swift makes us want to slam our heads into the wall has been futile. Thanks to Blah Blah Dog, we can finally express exactly how we feel.
On the fence about the curly q'd twat-waffle? Don't worry, we'll refresh your memory on some of her finest moments:
Quoting Katie Couric Quoting Some Other Chick in an Effort to Insult Amy Poehler and Tina Fey: “You know, Katie Couric is one of my favorite people. Because she said to me she had heard a quote that she loved, that said, ‘There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.’”
Pretending She'd Never Do the Crazy Sh*t We All Know She Already Does: “People say that about me, that I apparently buy houses near every boy I like—that’s a thing that I apparently do. If I like you I will apparently buy up the real-estate market just to freak you out so you leave me.”
But Guys, It's All in the Name of Art: "I’m a songwriter. Everything affects me."
And Remember—Don't Ask Her About Her Love Life Until She's Done Talking About Her Love Life: “I heard from the guy that most of Red is about. He was like, ‘I just listened to the album, and that was a really bittersweet experience for me. It was like going through a photo album.’ That was nice. Nicer than, like, the ranting, crazy e-mails I got from this one dude. It’s a lot more mature way of looking at a love that was wonderful until it was terrible, and both people got hurt from it—but one of those people happened to be a songwriter. So what are you going to do? Did you not Wikipedia me before you called me up?" (Emphasis our own.)
Bark on Blah Blah Dog. Bark on.
